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Post by muthagoose on Jun 25, 2005 11:54:22 GMT -5
"Tell him I said I love him.... And so does Jesus" - Stomper on saying hello 6/25/05
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Post by The Duke on Jun 30, 2005 22:31:44 GMT -5
"I've got a lasso!" Ma$on--6/30/05
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Post by Ponyone on Jul 4, 2005 21:10:46 GMT -5
"There's whores in the backyard...I don't want you around them and they're trying to get in."
Scotch - 7/3/05
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Post by Ponyone on Jul 4, 2005 21:11:47 GMT -5
"There are no chairs...only Iron Maiden."
Ponyone on having no where to sit outside - 7/3/05
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Post by stallion on Jul 6, 2005 8:32:57 GMT -5
"You're really cute.....I wanna give you my number."
-Mason, no doubt doling out heaping spoonfuls of passion, 7/3/05
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Post by muthagoose on Jul 6, 2005 8:42:03 GMT -5
"She wants to kiss my lips but will only let me kiss her hand." - Mason, again spooning out heaping helpings (this time towards the Amazonian chick) of the Passion - 7/3/05
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Post by MASON on Jul 10, 2005 10:57:31 GMT -5
"Uh oh, this is gonna be bad." -MuthaGoose shortly before the Crew lit him AND the Tiki Bar on Fire. 7/9/05
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Post by muthagoose on Jul 20, 2005 10:20:34 GMT -5
"I can promise you this... The Scotty quotes will flow like Scotch down Jimmy Dohanns throat." - Nick Grande on the passing of Scotty from Star Trek - 7/20/2005
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Post by MASON on Jul 27, 2005 22:14:03 GMT -5
Ma$oN and Earl go to the movies.
While watching Star Wars, Darth Vader was asking Darth Sidious about Padme. "Is she alright? Is she okay?" To which Lord Sidious responded "In your anger, you killed her." Darth Vader responded "No, imposible." Earl then leaned over while watching the movie, and speaking for Darth Sidious in a Darth Sidious voice said to Lord Vader...
"Personally, I blame Le Tigre."
Darth Vader: "NOOOOOOOOO"
Then Darth Vader went on a rampage.
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Post by MASON on Jul 31, 2005 9:08:10 GMT -5
I hate to quote myself, but this is a quote which is now becoming a catch phrase for myself:
"The Pa$$ion doesn't discriminate!"
OR
"The Pa$$ion does not discriminate!"
I can't remember which one I use.
This phrase is also one of the Rules of Pa$$ion!
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Post by The Duke on Jul 31, 2005 11:34:31 GMT -5
"I like playing the bearded harmonica" ---several people at my cousin's wedding this past weekend
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Post by MASON on Aug 1, 2005 20:49:34 GMT -5
MuthaGoose's opinions on Ma$oN:
"What if you didn't frequent hookers or touch
underage girls (boy oh boy, would that be a different
world!)"
8/1/05
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Post by MASON on Aug 7, 2005 10:57:22 GMT -5
Some of the crew attended the Nats/Padres game in DC yesterday, Sat night. The Nats lost 3-2. Hoss got smashed and had some very memorable quotes.
While at the game, the Goose, Hoss, and Ma$e befriended some people from San Diego. One girl is cute. Hoss liked her. At one point, her hand was resting on the seat. We sat behind her. Hoss looked at me and said:
"Should I grab her hand?"
Ma$e replied, "No, that's creepy drunk."
Hoss turned and looked Ma$oN right in the eye and smiled. With enthusiasm, Hoss said:
"I know!"
Hoss went for a smoke and saw the cute girl downstairs. Unfortunately, he mixed her up with someone else he had just met and said: "You're the girl that's marreid, right?"
After the Nats lost, Hoss yelled, repeatedly: "San Diego is TRASH!"
Keep in mind, there are about 20 or so San Diego fans in this section that came over due to a radio contest from California.
While leaving the game, about 2 minutes after the last out, Hoss said to Ma$oN:
"Did the Nats win?"
Hoss would go on to say some other rambllings about a boxer(?) and yelled Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes while walking down the escalator to the Metro. "Go to the Chopper!"
Finally, after making it back to the car, and pulling out of the parking lot, Hoss said to Ma$oN once again:
"The Nats won, right?"
8/6/05
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Post by stallion on Aug 8, 2005 9:17:57 GMT -5
"The girls I date tend to be whores, not Maxim readers"-Muthagoose, 8/6/05, not really sure what we were talking about.
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Post by stallion on Aug 8, 2005 9:19:04 GMT -5
Another gem from Mason or Goose (not really sure how this one goes, but I got the gist of it): "Bisexuality is the new thing. All the girls are doing it in high school because it's the thing to do." 8/6/05. Sounds like something Mason would say.
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Post by muthagoose on Aug 8, 2005 13:30:17 GMT -5
"Bisexuality is the new thing. All the girls are doing it in high school because it's the thing to do." 8/6/05
Mason did say this!
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Post by MASON on Aug 8, 2005 13:31:54 GMT -5
A conversation between Ma$oN and MoGo.
MoGo: the term intervention and mason are what is usually used in a sentence
Ma$oN: I know. But serious this time!
MoGo: oh it is serious when mason is mentioned
Not really too sure exactly what we were talking about.
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Post by Üncle Snake on Aug 8, 2005 16:12:03 GMT -5
July 31, 2005
Tim, Muthagoose, Stomper and Snake attend the Orioles-White Sox game.
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"My insides feel like they're melting, but other than that I'm fine." - Stomper on his hangover
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"It's pretty much a rash from balls hanging on my chin." - Stomper
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Tim: "I never go across the bridge without my gun."
Muthagoose: "Me, too."
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"Nothing like getting up in the morning, taking a shit and reading a Hustler." - Stomper
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"I'm the son of Ted Johnson. I was born without feeling." - Stomper
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"I think he is very unstable." - Snake on Mason
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"That is a sexy bitch." - Tim on the gay DDP lookalike in the parking lot after the game
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"Only you would think of a waxed man." - Stomper to Muthagoose
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"Yeah, I'm not sure that I'm ready to take our friendship to that level, fellas." - Muthagoose on the gangbang
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Stomper: "Do you like my arm around you?"
Muthagoose: "I'm not opposed to it."
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"I don't care to see your pelvic thrusts ever again." - Stomper to Muthagoose
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"I am trying to maintain my serenity." - Stomper
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Post by muthagoose on Aug 10, 2005 7:27:49 GMT -5
"Ma$oN by himself is pretty much Unstoppable." - Mason on Mason 7/1/05
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Post by muthagoose on Aug 10, 2005 7:29:40 GMT -5
"I think she is just scared of your inner thug" - Muthagoose to Mason 7/1/05
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Post by muthagoose on Aug 10, 2005 22:06:22 GMT -5
Muthagoose and Mav discussing the "my Balls Smell Like Tara Reid" T-Shirt
Goose: I don't see it on the site anymore...i may email them asking if they still have it... i want it for my buddy mav who recently banged Tara Reid
Mavhimself: or can we make mav himself t-shirts that say on the front "mav himselfutting the hell in hell.A" and on the back it says "my finger smells like tara reid"... or another that says "mav himself: hangin and bangin since 1978"
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Post by The Duke on Aug 11, 2005 20:48:13 GMT -5
One of my favorites, but an old one, circa spring 2000: "Damnit son, you smell like a fucking brewery" me to Ma$on as I picked him up to go to a party at a professor's house, after he had already had a considerable amount to drink.
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Post by MASON on Aug 11, 2005 20:54:05 GMT -5
"My liver is already screaming" Stomper Mo Pena on the on the condition of his liver with the upcoming Motley Crue Concert. 8/11/05
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Post by MASON on Aug 18, 2005 15:37:48 GMT -5
"Here we Fucking Go!" - Chief on Ma$oN 8/18/05
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Post by MASON on Sept 5, 2005 13:52:46 GMT -5
Hoss on the dead Johnny Unitas
"You could dig him up out of the grave, attach strings to him, and he's still better than any quarterback you've got." Hoss is explaining his feelings to a loyal Ravens fan after Hoss spat on Unitas (twice!)
"When I do shit like that, it makes me feel like a wrestler" -Hoss (when he spat on the statue of Unitas for the second time). Hoss would go on to say something about that this must be what Stone Cold Steve Austin must feel like
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