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Post by MASON on Aug 9, 2008 19:12:07 GMT -5
"Betts is running wilder than Hulkamania brother!" -Hoss to Ma$oN when Ladell Betts scored a touchdown for the Redskins 8/9/08
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Post by muthagoose on Aug 9, 2008 22:53:17 GMT -5
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Post by The Duke on Aug 10, 2008 10:25:16 GMT -5
hahahahaha
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Post by MASON on Sept 26, 2008 21:26:46 GMT -5
Texts from the Hoss while watching the Redskins/Cardinals game...
"Why is Marcus Mason still in the Easterns ads?"
"I heard the 's' in 'mason' will be a $ on his jersey"
"Yoder scored a touchdown! The force is strong with him!" -Ma$oN
"Strong indeed Padawan Ma$e!" -Hoss
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Post by MASON on Oct 25, 2008 16:31:56 GMT -5
The following segment will be called...
"Texts from The Hoss"
During Redskins games, Ma$oN and Hoss text each other. If the Skins are down, these two are hating on the Skins. If the Skins are up, they are praising Jim Zorn and company. Here are some messages...
When the Redskins played and beat Dallas IN DALLAS (9/28/08), Hoss had these comments...
"Hail to the Redskins! Romo sucks wang for coke!"
"Isn't there anyone else who can return punts? Randle El looks like Disco Inferno dancin around."
"Did you see Romo crying? What a pussy."
"And Jerry [Dallas' owner] almost got run over and winced like a coward. It's a beautiful day!"
The next game found the Skins against Philly (in Philadelphia) where Philly took an early lead but the Skins came back and claimed "VICTORY!"
"They never play well after a big win."
"Hail hail, McNabb blows midgets"
The Skins went on to play St. Louis IN D.C. and the Skins lost! Here are some text messages...
"Super Skins unite!"
"Moss needs gorilla glue for those butterfingers"
"Who are they playing? North Caroline?"
"They're playin tittyfuck out there"
(During a commercial for United Way...)
"I'm Eli Manning and I spend my free time with little boys."
(The Skins started losing and this is what happened next...)
"Ok. We got the Manley and Taylor jerseys on. Put the Jurgensen jersy on and lets go to work!"
"Always making us wait until the end. My prediction is that Portis becomes a Sith Lord"
"Horton hears a hit! Here comes the pain!"
"Henceforth you shall be known as...Darth Portis!"
(The Skins lost and here is what happened next...)
"Memo to Zorn- stop listening to 980am"
That's all for this time! This will be updated as the season continues!
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Post by The Duke on Nov 3, 2008 17:42:40 GMT -5
Great update, Ma$e!
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Post by MASON on Dec 22, 2008 14:38:56 GMT -5
Here are a few quotes...
Preparing for a Bartlett party, Pony One texted Ma$oN about how the night might get out of hand...
"And careful. There's always the chance that wild ponies may become hostile!" -Pony One
This was the case as Ma$oN did not leave until a little before 5 am.
Ma$oN then went to the Skins/Eagles game less than 12 hours later! Here are some quotes via text messages from MuthaGoose Escobar...
"Let's go Skins! And say hi to the cheerleaders you swingin dick!"
"Use your passion young Mason. Use your passssssiiiiooooooonn!"
"Throw on your sunglasses and drive!" - MuthaGoose Escobar
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