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Post by The Duke on Jan 20, 2004 18:17:32 GMT -5
"I'll tell you what, my huge fucking cock is going to wrestle." - Stallion at Bloomfield ('98 I think) when asked if someone was supposed to wrestle in Chris' bckyard later that night. Classic video...I must see if we can ever find it again.
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Post by Üncle Snake on Jan 20, 2004 19:22:58 GMT -5
"I have a large toe." - Pat from the same Bloomfield video
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Post by muthagoose on Jan 20, 2004 22:12:00 GMT -5
"I am more metal than you can shake a stick at!" - Pone on how metal he is... 1/20/04
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Post by muthagoose on Jan 21, 2004 14:59:32 GMT -5
"alright now - I'm either starving to death, need to score, smoke or die - probably all of the above" - Pony One on what his problem is... 1/21/2004 ;D
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Post by The Duke on Jan 21, 2004 16:16:56 GMT -5
From the aforementioned Bloomfield video - "You better call somebody mother fucker" - Matt Metz (I think)
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Post by muthagoose on Jan 22, 2004 21:26:38 GMT -5
"Yeah...Vanilla Ice isn't quite the rocker Vince Neil is..." - Pony One on why The Surreal Life 2 sucks
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Post by muthagoose on Jan 23, 2004 11:37:33 GMT -5
OMC: Tap some seasoned ass...
Muthagoose: Nah, i like mine plain... i bring my own seasoning!
OMC and Muthagoose on tapping ass... 1/23/04 via IM
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Post by Ponyone on Jan 25, 2004 3:05:53 GMT -5
"I think we should all have Secret Girlfriends" - Conversation between Muthagoose & Ponyone.
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Post by Ponyone on Jan 25, 2004 3:07:59 GMT -5
"Its too bad that we can't open our own bar or actually, a sorta-nightclub around here - Then we could really fuck some shit up" - Pony One to Muthagoose on why the bars suck.
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Post by Ponyone on Jan 25, 2004 3:09:46 GMT -5
"Yeah man... their jacked...." - Muthagoose after taking a bite of his brownies he made at 2:00 am while intoxicated.
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Post by Stomper on Jan 25, 2004 17:42:36 GMT -5
"This place is busted like a virgin's hymen." - Pat's thoughts on Pepperjacks... 1/24/04
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Post by MASON on Jan 26, 2004 11:12:27 GMT -5
"Ma$on, have you been drinking?" - Stomper's first words to Ma$on every time he see's him.
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Post by The Duke on Jan 26, 2004 17:35:05 GMT -5
"Damnit son, you smell like a fucking brewery!!!" - myself to Ma$on upon meeting him on campus in Salisbury.
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Post by The Duke on Jan 26, 2004 17:42:05 GMT -5
"I am on the telephone" - Ma$on, after an afternoon of drinking, on his cell phone between Salisbury and Easton.
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Post by Üncle Snake on Jan 31, 2004 23:35:05 GMT -5
"She'd probably run faster if she didn't have a belly full of semen." -- Muthagoose on Tara Reid at the MTV Rock N' Jock football game, 1/31/04
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Post by Ponyone on Feb 3, 2004 18:36:20 GMT -5
excert from IM between Muthagoose & Ponyone:
Ponyone: "Hey man, I just had Chief laughing so hard he almost threw up again"...
Muthagoose: "Man - He's gonna have a heart attack one day from that shit"...
Ponyone: "How do you think that will go down?"
Ponyone: "I think he'll start laughing n shit, and then all of a sudden sieze up and turn really, really bright red and fall down"
Muthagoose: "First he'll turn bright ass red, then blue from lack of oxygen"
Ponyone: "Funny thing is , we'll be laughing so hard, we wont be able to help him..."
Ponyone: "Goodbye Chief"
Muthagoose: "Too-ta-loo ass"
Ponyone & Muthagoose on how Chief's inevitable heart attack will go down...
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Post by muthagoose on Feb 4, 2004 21:43:58 GMT -5
"yeah ... the news never stops" - Snake on his life as a news man via IM 2/4/04
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Post by muthagoose on Feb 4, 2004 22:09:01 GMT -5
"oh god no" - Snake on a possible Return of The Drunk Bus for DP3.
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Post by muthagoose on Feb 5, 2004 20:21:35 GMT -5
Snake: Everybody has gotten weird.
Muthagoose: To Say The Least!
Muthagoose and Snake on the State of The ETL - 2/5/2004
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Post by muthagoose on Feb 6, 2004 14:44:21 GMT -5
OMC: "hell after a bleach bath id play with it" Muthagoose: "bleach doesn't cure AIDS, OMC..." Muthagoose: "or poor taste!"  Muthagoose to OMC about one of the scandalous bitches they know - via IM - 2/6/04 |
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Post by The Duke on Feb 10, 2004 17:02:28 GMT -5
"Suck my dick." - myself just about every time I go out and drink a few beers.
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Post by muthagoose on Feb 13, 2004 11:31:27 GMT -5
"Yeah, were dating now. Apparently I got drunk and commited to her." - Pat Thomas the morning after a heavy night of drinking and running his game - 2/7/04
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Post by Üncle Snake on Feb 13, 2004 17:12:10 GMT -5
"Hi, I'm here to see the investigator." -- Pony One at the MVA, 2/13/04, during Pony One and Snake's 4.5-hour odyssey to get Pony One back on the road
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Post by Ponyone on Feb 17, 2004 0:42:31 GMT -5
"Oh yeah....Oh Yeah....rub my cancer baby...ooooo..."
-Pony One on his husky-ness, due to the winter-season.
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Post by Ponyone on Feb 17, 2004 0:44:29 GMT -5
"Alright, alright...If I haven't scored by mid-summer, I'll fuckin get dreads..."
-Pony One making a pact on scoring by mid-summer.
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