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Post by mavhimself on Nov 20, 2004 10:36:40 GMT -5
"I'm not gonna lock any girls in my room.......except you and whoever you wanna bring along."
---pony one
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Post by muthagoose on Nov 21, 2004 13:38:50 GMT -5
"Fuck it, that is one more unplanned pregnancy I avoided!" - Mav Himself 11/19/04
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Post by muthagoose on Nov 29, 2004 14:55:36 GMT -5
Muthagoose Escobar: "I am really starting to think about investing in a tour bus. It would be so much easier!" eDub: "A tour bus would be way sweet. Think about all the trash puss that you could bring into that thing at a nascar event!! Hook up a kegerator and park it in the infield. It would be like cat nip to those bobcats." 11/29/2004 about the impending tour bus purchase
 : PM5K - Bombshell
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Post by Üncle Snake on Dec 13, 2004 19:34:49 GMT -5
"I'm swearing on the inside." - Muthagoose on watching his language around Abby, 12/8/04
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Post by Üncle Snake on Dec 18, 2004 13:41:45 GMT -5
"It's kind of weird in here." - Muthagoose while looking around his room, 12/17/04
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Post by muthagoose on Dec 23, 2004 10:07:13 GMT -5
Muthagoose: "I am sure some of the ladies will be out on the town looking to get their stockings stuffed with Muthagoose's yule log!"
eDub: "Just watch where you put that yule log, you don't want it catcing fire later."
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Post by Üncle Snake on Dec 24, 2004 15:11:01 GMT -5
"I love nut cream, man." - Mason, 12/23/04
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Post by MASON on Dec 25, 2004 15:32:20 GMT -5
A conversation between Ma$oN and Pony:
$: I ran into my ex-wife. We got married when I was 19...I was a young Pa$$ion.
"Young Passion's the Best Kind!" -Pony One 12/23/04
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Post by MASON on Jan 2, 2005 21:32:54 GMT -5
"Everything I say is a quote." -MavHIMself as he headed towards the Redskins game 1/2/05
"Condoms are cheaper than children" -MavHIMself on economics 1/2/05
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Post by Üncle Snake on Jan 2, 2005 22:19:28 GMT -5
"I like to play for both teams." - Mason, 12/30/04
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Post by muthagoose on Jan 4, 2005 16:15:09 GMT -5
"TOO MUCH PASSION CAN BE A BAD THING (unless you're Ma$oN!!)" - 1/3/05 - Mason about the effects of himself, on himself and others
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Post by stallion on Jan 7, 2005 16:17:41 GMT -5
"I liked Johnny Depp in that movie. He had sexy legs."-Mason on his mistaken belief that Johnny Depp played a woman in "Once Upon a Time in Mexico." Ma$e was in fact referring to "Ed Wood", but that doesn't make it right. No purportedly straight man should say another man has sexy legs, cross-dresser or no.
: Megadeth: Crush 'Em
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Post by muthagoose on Feb 15, 2005 17:39:53 GMT -5
Stomper: "Ready to tackle some Cabo Wabo this weekend!"
Muthagoose: "or an eager young man... right stomper!"
Stomper: "YOU BASTARD!"
IM Conversation on 2/15/04
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Post by chief on Feb 23, 2005 21:46:22 GMT -5
"Teeth are way overrated...the only thing I can't eat is peanuts" conversation between ponyone and Ralph from the boatyard
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Post by Ponyone on Mar 2, 2005 22:41:51 GMT -5
"Why does everyone in the crew have a double chin?"
- Chief after viewing some pics of the crew.
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Post by mavhimself on Mar 5, 2005 14:24:09 GMT -5
3/4/05-On the way to the Wizards game
Mav: It's not a good idea to bring shit into the arena cause they have searches and the may or may not have that wand metal detector.
Goose: Well its gonna go off tonight cause i'm so fuckin metal!
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Post by mavhimself on Mar 5, 2005 14:29:54 GMT -5
"She's definatly a brown bag job. Like from the neck down she's ok but from the neck up she's a fuckin mess"
--mav himself on the Metro 3/4/05
And one more from the Wizards game (full diary coming soon to Mav Himself vs. the world):
"HOOOOOOOOOOOLLLY SHIT!"
---3/4/05, muthagoose's reaction to the Wizards dance team taking the floor and shaking their asses in very tight spandex outfits.
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Post by mavhimself on Mar 5, 2005 19:33:00 GMT -5
Big Bats, 3/4/05:
Stomper: What do you think of Ryan Cabrera dude?
Goose: I think he fuckin sucks!
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Post by muthagoose on Mar 10, 2005 23:04:39 GMT -5
"I normally don't say this to a female but put some fucking pants on!" - Mav Himself on a girl with "swiss cheese thighs" 3/10/05
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Post by mavhimself on Mar 10, 2005 23:06:17 GMT -5
He may not be an official crew member but as a member of the GFL he unquestionably qualifies:
Bunky @ Da Affalete 3/10/05-
"She looked like she hatched that baby instead of giving birth to it." ----Bunk on some girl and her kid.
mav himself.
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Post by muthagoose on Mar 11, 2005 20:09:11 GMT -5
"Don't ask questions... just perform...that is what i tell all my bitches." - 3/11/05 - Muthagoose to Chief
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Post by chief on Mar 13, 2005 1:11:49 GMT -5
"If MVP Baseball dosent work im gonna shit on it and send it back to Sony for repair." conversation between chief and ponyone after trying to get Espn MLB 2k5 to work online
: IF Chief Ruled The World Wiffleball Would Be The Only Sport
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Post by Ponyone on Mar 13, 2005 1:18:15 GMT -5
"I will throw my playstation in the river at work."
- Chief after his playstation wouldn't connect online.
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Post by muthagoose on Mar 17, 2005 22:08:05 GMT -5
"$35 on ink, $25 paper, another losing season.... priceless" - Chief on the GFL 2005 Season
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Post by pardoe on Mar 20, 2005 13:35:44 GMT -5
Pone: "Where did Lori go?"
Goose: "She left with that dude with the yellow tooth....that dude looked like he had a leprechaun crawling out of his mouth!"- 3/19/05
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