Quotes and Terms From The Crew...

[stallion]

"Mason, you're a booty bootlegger." -Myself on Mason's comments about going to other counties to get high school chicks, 9/12/04

[MASON]

"Mason, you're a Booty Pirate!" -Hoss on...Mason 9/12/04

[Üncle Snake]

"The only way I could enjoy a wedding is if there was some kind of extreme violence." - Stomper, 9/14/04

[Kid Rick]

"Until you feel the wind on you cock and balls, you've never known freedom."--Goose to Chiefs Significant Other

[Üncle Snake]

"I don't know what I'm doing. I'm psycho." - Stomper, 9/21/04

[Üncle Snake]

"I've lost my goddamn mind. It stems from women. Don't ever get involved." - Stomper, 9/21/04

[Üncle Snake]

"Look, they have a corn maze. They need to add some satanic shit in there and I'll be straight." - Stomper, 9/21/04

[Üncle Snake]

"This muthafuckin' Steve Johnson is a fucking nutcase." - Stomper (aka Steve Johnson), 9/21/04

[muthagoose]

9/21/04

Snake: (discussing a recent prison rape story he covered) "I don't know if they raped him ... but they definitely stuck something in his ass."

Stomper: "Sounds like rape to me."

[muthagoose]

"I am too big to spoon... so ladle me!" - Stomper to Bartlett 9/14/2004

[Üncle Snake]

"I hate love. It's gay." - Muthagoose, 10/1/04

[Üncle Snake]

"Right Stomper?"

[Üncle Snake]

"I don't know what it is, but I have a strange affection for Canadian ladies." - Mav Himself, 10/7/04

[Üncle Snake]

"There's nothing like hitting the open road with an open container." - Muthagoose, 10/7/04

[Stomper]

It's like if Tara Reid shows up... she's getting fucked. - Mav Himself on Tara Reid showing up

[Stomper]

"That's not porno... it's just dry humping in the butt." - Mav Himself on Stomper's late night adult features

[Üncle Snake]

10/16/04

Stomper: Alcohol has a special spot in my heart.

Muthagoose: The big, cancerous spot.

Stomper: Yeah.

[muthagoose]

"If Jeter screams one more time I'm going to Boston and shooting him in the face" - Stomper on Derek Jeter screaming after every play he makes against the Red Sox 10/18/04

[Üncle Snake]

"I've been a woman before." - Mason, 10/23/04

[Üncle Snake]

"And I thought I was fuckin' creepy." - Mason, as Pony One attempts to hit on virtually every girl at the Halloween Hellride, 10/23/04

[stallion]

"I don't know. Kid sounds pretty cool!" -Ponyone on the guy who keeps text messaging Lisa attempting to hook up with her using lines like "Do I get you wet?" On second thought, give that guy a quote too.

[Üncle Snake]

Quotes from Chiller Theatre

Day One: Friday, October 29, 2004

"This is gonna be a great trip!" - Muthagoose

"I hope my liver is prepared for this." - Stomper

"I brought my collection of loaded codpieces." - Stomper

"Delaware ... What's the point?" - Muthagoose

"What's so civil 'bout war anyway?" - W. Axl Rose

"I can't wait to pass out tonight." - Muthagoose

"I'm gonna wait until at least 2:30 before I start drinking." - Muthagoose

"I need to get my drink on before I talk to people. I get nervous around people, Snake ... because I don't trust them!" - Stomper

"I try to steer clear of love stories. It reminds me of my ex-girlfriend, and I might go out and try to kill somebody." - Stomper

"This is gonna adorn my wall for years to come." - Stomper on his signed Martin Kove 8x10

"He'll be sweeping more than the leg." - Snake

"She's still one hot number after all these years." - Martin Kove on Elvira

Stomper: "I think he tried to touch my ass."
Muthagoose: "No, he clearly touched your ass."

"Touch my ass!" - Stomper to Muthagoose

"Can we talk about not writing everything down?" - Muthagoose

"I can't wait to put this picture of Martin Kove and me on the Internet." - Muthagoose

Vinny Cat: "Hey, how does Lorenzo Lamas look?"
Muthagoose: "Handsome."

[Üncle Snake]

Quotes from Chiller Theatre (continued)

Day Two: Saturday, October 30, 2004

"I woke up to the sounds of Stomper's ass trumpet." - Muthagoose

"It's that damn Martin Kove. He's just so damn irresistible." - Muthagoose on why he had only $3 left after one day

"I'm gonna make this bitch stiff ... Then I'm gonna make my drink." - Stomper

"Jager makes everything better." - Stomper

"If I was gay, Chris, I'd have a crush on you." - Stomper

"I know the sex appeal that is Chris." - Stomper

"My ass was hurting." - Vinny Cat

"It ain't funny unless it's man-love." - Muthagoose

"If you write that one down, I will kill you." - Stomper

"It's all fun and games until I shoot you in the face, fuckin' bury you in Trappe." - Stomper

"My balls were stuck in my underwear." - Vinny Cat

"I'm pretty sure I'm going to die within the next five years." - Stomper

"I don't want to have anything to do with Bartlett's codpiece." - Stomper

"How many quotes do we have to have about codpieces this weekend?" - Stomper

"There's always shit coming out of my ass." - Stomper

"Plus, you have to have something to keep you cool while you're doing the sex ... which hasn't happened in quite some time." - Stomper on why he must have a fan on while he sleeps

Muthagoose: "Did I black out?"
Stomper: "I don't know, man."

[Üncle Snake]

Quotes from Chiller Theatre (continued)

Day Three: Sunday, October 31, 2004

"I don't think I can go to any more of these as it's taking quite a toll on my health." - Muthagoose

"Great. It's gonna make another fabulous day of being on my feet all the more merry." - Muthagoose on his severed toe

"When it's your own you don't really mind. You almost sit back and admire it." - Snake on McKrumpling

Stomper: "I wasn't quite jerkin' it at that point."
Muthagoose: "But then he started and never looked back."

"New Jersey has everything." - Snake

"I think I look good in pink." - Muthagoose

[Üncle Snake]

"I also like cold because it keeps corpses fresh." - Stomper, 11/6/04