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Post by muthagoose on Feb 7, 2006 15:01:39 GMT -5
"Now I have one goal in life... to keep her off the brass pole!" - eDub on the news that his wife will be having a girl 2/7/06
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Post by muthagoose on Feb 8, 2006 9:15:56 GMT -5
"He missed a day of work because he was having "blood work" done... but thats what happens when ur blood is 90% heineken" - Mav Himself on his roommate - 2/8/2006
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Post by muthagoose on Feb 10, 2006 9:54:14 GMT -5
"oh yea!... I've been trying to hide the fact that im trailer trash and that will for sure blow my cover!" - Chief a possible impending Trailer Park Lifestyle - 2/8/06  Like this outfit didn't blow his cover months ago!
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Post by MASON on Feb 25, 2006 14:16:07 GMT -5
With the Baseball draft less than a month away, what follows are some quotes from the football draft months ago...
"Where is that fucking Pat? ... No playoffs for you mutherfucker!" - Chief on Pat
"You know what that's from!" - Master Duke on ...oh my God... I can't fight it.... I love the cock... ummmmm tasty!'s Broken Wrist
"21 to get into the Hoss Club!" - The Hoss
"It feels good...It feels REAL good" - The Hoss on being Champion
"Terrell Owens shows up in New Jersey with the Great American Media out there. You're going to have El Diablo" -The Hoss (not really sure about what)
Here are some quotes by Ma$oN written down by MuthaGoose as Ma$oN drank a Red Balls on his way to Baltimore after a Binge Drinking Fest in Ocean City which lasted for 10 hours. Ma$oN only had two hours of sleep and would go on to watch the Redskins/Ravens Scrimmage.
"I have to be honest here...I'm getting a little gap in my memory!"
"I don't always do that anymore." (Ma$oN on having girls grind their asses on him while dancing)
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Post by Chick-O-Stick on Mar 7, 2006 19:26:25 GMT -5
"Everything is better with nudity...except maybe cooking bacon"- Muthagoose -3/2
later that day...."I guess Chief was taking a shower and his smoke alarm kept going off, it's right outside the bathroom door. He went running out of the bathroom, nude, and was jumping up and down trying to shut it off. I DID NOT need to know that information." -Muthagoose
"I thought everything was better with nudity in it?"-Me
"Apparently I was wrong about that, like everything else."- Muthagoose
on 3/3-"Everybody needs to have a gay roommate at some point. They never let you leave the house looking like crap."-me
"I had a gay roommate"-Muthagoose
"Who?"-me
"Jeff"-Muthagoose
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Post by Chick-O-Stick on Mar 24, 2006 22:46:22 GMT -5
"Sometimes I like to spread money all over the bed and make sweet love"- Muthagoose 3/24/06
"Ohhhh really?"- Me
"Yeah, but don't get too excited...I'm not rich...I use change. But you get to keep whatever money sticks to you"- Muthagoose
[laughter]-Me
"I go down" Muthagoose
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Post by Kid Rick on Mar 25, 2006 14:28:31 GMT -5
"I'm ready to fight." Mason on impending threats from Stallion and Goose
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Post by MASON on Apr 10, 2006 7:47:28 GMT -5
"What are you drinking?" -Kirk
"MAD DOG!" -Mason
"Man, you're not afraid!" -Kirk of Kirk, Mark, and Speigel of 98 Rock to Mason during the Opening Day Festivities.
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Post by MASON on Apr 30, 2006 8:37:07 GMT -5
"Yeah, I'm living the Gimmick" -MavHimself on his daily lifestyle while living in L.A. For those unfamiliar with this term, you will just have to visit Mav.
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Post by MASON on Jun 15, 2006 14:39:17 GMT -5
"Just another day in the ETL, Mason" -MoGo telling Mason about the typical happenings in the ETL (in this instance Perry Taylor, a former ETL native is now Brittney Spears' nanny, Or "Manny").
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Post by Chick-O-Stick on Jun 16, 2006 20:33:18 GMT -5
"You know they are security because they all have their arms crossed and big calves." 6/16 MoGo backstage before his Vanilla Ice interview, complete with Jager shots with the Ice man.
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Count Grande
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Post by Count Grande on Jun 19, 2006 7:57:17 GMT -5
Amy: "... Although you did tell me that you thought it should be made LAW that you should be able to spend the entire day with your head buried in my bosoms haha. i thought that was hilarious."
Count Grande: "When I'm drunk, I get political."
-Amy filling Grande in on the previous night after a few drinks-
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Post by MASON on Jun 26, 2006 8:54:14 GMT -5
Quotes from Ocean City...
"You're not a true Jew" -The Hoss to Evil-Lynn on her Jewish Faith
"She has Abraham on Speed Dial!" -Caticus defending Evil-Lynn
The next day...
While shaking his head..."I don't understand the Amish" -Hoss when some Amish people showed up at the beach.
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Post by MASON on Jun 26, 2006 8:56:52 GMT -5
A conversation about all of the rain with MoGo and Mason via IM
Mason: I left the ocean, and thought I had entered some wetlands in Florida. Farmers' fields were Lakes, I did see one house where the garage was flooded, and I suspect with today's rain, it will be too.
MoGo: your return to drinking triggered the apocalypse
Mason: I think you may be right!
MoGo: oh well... something had to start it... might as well be you
6/26/06
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Post by MASON on Jul 10, 2006 18:04:54 GMT -5
On 7/10/06, Ma$oN called The Hoss.
These are the very first words The Hoss said when he picked up the phone...
"Well, speak of the Devil and he shall appear!"
Ma$oN was actually speechless for a moment!
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Post by MASON on Jul 24, 2006 15:11:35 GMT -5
As Ma$oN and MoGo talked on IM about a Bootyliscious baby that they met at the murder mystery play (she sat with the above mentioned), Ma$oN told MoGo that he was gonna get her number through another person who knows her.
MoGo had this to say:
"She was on a first date and didn't even know it" -7/24/06
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Post by muthagoose on Jul 24, 2006 15:19:03 GMT -5
Muthagoose Escobar would also like to go down on record as having said that:
"Please pardon Mason's recent erratic behavior as he is believed to have taken quite a blow to the head at some point in the past few weeks." - Muthagoose Escobar on Mason's Tom Cruise-esque actions in the past several weeks - 7/24/2006
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Post by Üncle Snake on Jul 25, 2006 14:18:06 GMT -5
"I'm not a hypochondriac. Something's always wrong with me." - Pony One, 7/16/06
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Count Grande
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HELLOOOO!!!! WE ARE LOOKING FOR NUCLEAR WESSELS!!!
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Post by Count Grande on Jul 31, 2006 8:41:11 GMT -5
Scene: July 30th, Milly Boo, Mason, and the Count about to get into the pool at the Calypso. Milly Boo starts stretching...
Count: "Are you getting ready for a match or something?"
Milly: "No man, I'm just stiff."
Mason: "You think you're stiff?"
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Post by chief on Jul 31, 2006 14:22:10 GMT -5
guys some things should just stay in the closet
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Post by muthagoose on Jul 31, 2006 14:33:12 GMT -5
Damn son! That was Coooooooooooold Blooooooooooded!!!!
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Post by MASON on Aug 2, 2006 20:07:52 GMT -5
You should have been there. There were a few pretty girls there at the pool, but Ma$oN's reference was aimed at his partying ways the night before.
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Post by MASON on Aug 5, 2006 7:04:32 GMT -5
"You're not any better looking than your brother" -MoGo to Kid Rick's character during the play "Demise of the Down Home Dealers." Kid Rick got MoGo to stand up and questioned him. When he was done, MoGo sat down, but not before he said the quote above out loud for ALL to hear. Kid Rick's character's twin brother had previously been killed.
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Post by Chick-O-Stick on Aug 9, 2006 21:47:32 GMT -5
8/9- While talking about his philosophy on life Muthagoose shared this gem-
"Some people see the glass half full, I myself like to think of it more along the lines of seeing it half erect."
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Post by muthagoose on Aug 17, 2006 10:15:40 GMT -5
"She makes me look like Aronold Schwarzenegger." - Mason on Nicole Richie 8/17/06
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