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Post by MASON on Jul 30, 2007 22:28:42 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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Post by muthagoose on Aug 5, 2007 18:43:24 GMT -5
"Yeah... that Stephen Pearcy makes leather pants look niiiiiiccccee!" - Stomper on his fondness of Stephen Pearcy of RATT's wardrobe choices - 8.4.2007
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Post by Chick-O-Stick on Aug 13, 2007 17:05:20 GMT -5
From my friend the "other Jen" you guys met up with again this weekend-
"All of Jason's friends are super nice, I hope they all come with him again next year...and I really want to meet Pat Stein Jewish Lawyer, the guy with dollar signs in his name, and the guy who calls everyone "bro" also. They need to come over the next time I'm in town."
Later in the conversation-
"Can you believe he went down on her and didn't demand anything else? Now that's class."
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Post by MASON on Aug 14, 2007 9:33:53 GMT -5
Now that's funny!!!!!!
Here is another one...
"Do you remember our conversation the other night?" -Ma$oN to Pony One (the other night is when an intoxicated Pony One called Ma$oN during Horrorfind)
"Not really" -Pony One
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Post by Üncle Snake on Aug 14, 2007 12:04:07 GMT -5
"If it's gay, it's me." - Stomper, 8/11/07
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Post by Chick-O-Stick on Aug 23, 2007 21:51:49 GMT -5
8/23/07- Guess who: "My new cologne is called "Erotically Yours From Muthagoose Escobar.
Later-
"And for cowgirls, I picture a cross shaped bottle. I would call that "Church Tongue.
"For the ladies who like to go clubbin, we have Muthagoose Escobar presents: "Baby Mama", and for the ladies who already have kids we have "Money Baby" because we don't want to leave them out."
"And don't forget about Christmas, we have all kinds of sets coming out. My favorite would be "Baby Stampsie", on top of the bottle is a ball gag. If you buy that you get a free t-shirt and vampire bat."
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Post by Chick-O-Stick on Aug 24, 2007 23:53:39 GMT -5
8/24/07
In a deep discussion about how the top surgical procedures for women now include gastric bypass, cantalope sized breast implants, fake ass implants, and vaginal rejuvenation (yes, you can sort of buy a new one) Mogo had this to say-
"I rent my vagina from Rent-A-Center. I only have 6 more payments til it's mine."
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Post by muthagoose on Aug 27, 2007 17:28:28 GMT -5
"Will take them 10 years to film the movie due to his smoke breaks." - Stomper on Eddie Furlong being in Terminator 4
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Post by MASON on Sept 2, 2007 16:08:24 GMT -5
"We're Fuckin' Fightin!" -MoGo impersonating PMX when Mav Himself drafted David Akers
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Post by muthagoose on Sept 12, 2007 20:45:32 GMT -5
"We all know that I'm not REALLY cancelled. How can you cancel Pa$$ion? "
Passion on Passion - 9/12/07
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Post by MASON on Oct 22, 2007 22:46:03 GMT -5
"I think Riley has Rabbies" -Pony One on his dog after it suddenly turned on him and bit him!
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Post by Üncle Snake on Nov 24, 2007 10:14:06 GMT -5
"I want something with buns." -- Mason, 11/23/07
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Post by MASON on Nov 29, 2007 19:27:01 GMT -5
"Pash...I'm scared!" -whispered Pony One to Ma$oN upon seeing two lemons placed in a shot glass while the bartender prepared the "Lemon Drop Shots" of Vodka.
Ma$oN and Pony One would go on to do 2 shots a piece and have a good time drinking!
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Post by MASON on Dec 5, 2007 19:28:38 GMT -5
"It's always Christmas with Pa$$ion!" - The Duke 12/5/07
"I am grading papers with a Viagra Pen!" -The Duke 12/5/07
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Post by muthagoose on Jan 22, 2008 21:14:18 GMT -5
"I just ate the most delicious apple ever. That motherfucker was sent down from the gods." - Stomper on his love of fruits - 1/22/08
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Post by Chick-O-Stick on Mar 24, 2008 17:39:12 GMT -5
Muthagoose 3/24-
"Beware of my manaconda"
"The best part about the guy in the van was that he not only had candy, but he wanted to touch me."
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Post by MASON on May 25, 2008 11:14:21 GMT -5
"Jager Mav is here!" -Pony One on Jager Mav while in Annapolis during the Bachelor Party 5/24/08
"We got Uncle Snake on bass guitar" - Mason
"I'm on lead guitar, Mason" -Snake
"Correction!" - Mason
Mason speaking into a microphone prior to the start of a song for Rock Band
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Post by Üncle Snake on May 26, 2008 11:12:05 GMT -5
"It would help redeem Mason if he ends up killing a stripper." - Grande
Mason: "I'm just happy to be alive, man."
Grande: "The night is young."
"You guys have a news chopper?" - Mav
Pony One: "What were you doing, Passion?"
Mason: "I don't know, I was sitting on a piano."
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Post by muthagoose on Jun 20, 2008 13:33:11 GMT -5
Stomper: "You know how I know Mason likes Coldplay?"
Kira: "No, how?"
Stomper: "Because he is gay."
Stomper on Mason's taste in music - 6.6.2008
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Post by MASON on Jul 1, 2008 11:26:33 GMT -5
"I have to admit lately I have been fascinated with the idea of dressing stomper up and putting him in weird situations."
-MuthaGoose Escobar via IM 7/1/08
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Post by MASON on Jul 3, 2008 10:57:46 GMT -5
"Snake needs to embrace his inner Mason." - Muthagoose Escobar via IM 7/3/08
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Post by Chick-O-Stick on Jul 6, 2008 12:46:16 GMT -5
Muthagoose 7/6, said during a storytelling session about man on man love-
"Then he remembered something Stomper had once told him- It's not gay as long as you keep your eyes shut."
Muthagoose 7/5-
"Girl I'm going to set my Jodeci to stun."
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Post by Chick-O-Stick on Jul 6, 2008 15:46:13 GMT -5
7/6 my friend Jen on part of the crew-
"Jeff had some really good stories and Snake was quiet, but when he had something to say it was always worth waiting for because it was funny. Chris really had nice man hands although Jason does too and he also smells really good. I don't know about Stomper yet because I haven't been able to accost him and touch him inappropriately yet. Maybe next time."
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Post by MASON on Jul 18, 2008 20:25:39 GMT -5
A few weeks ago some of the crew went to Ocean City. Here are some quotes...
"Don't take any shots from Stomper. Not a good plan." -Mav Himself to Nikki on Stomper buying her shots on her 21st Birthday
"I don't care how kinky you guys are, just don't do it on my bed. I sleep there." -Ma$oN to Snake and Nikki when Ma$oN saw her spank Snake (rather hard I might add!)
"It's all good until I stand up." -Mav Himself on his hangover
"Ma$oN, are you an alcoholic?" -Hoss
"You say that as if it was a bad thing." -Ma$oN
"It is!" -Hoss
This conversation occured when Ma$oN was reaching for a gallon jug of white wine first thing in the morning!
"I'd love to go through that place with a black light! In the barn, the walls would be glowing white!" -Hoss to Bartlett on how many times people were having sex at his former estate!
"How often do you meet 30 year olds?" -Hoss to Ma$oN on meeting older women
"Ma$oN, tonight you tore down the Iron Curtain of love!" -Hoss to Ma$oN about his Russian women
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Post by MASON on Jul 31, 2008 6:50:12 GMT -5
"He's HAPPY Snake!" -Pony One on Snake's personality
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