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Post by pardoe on Mar 7, 2005 19:23:00 GMT -5
WOW Kid Rick you saw Jurassic Joe!!!! That is crazy!! Remember when he went after Erik Higginbottom with a pencil in 6th grade and kicked Ms. O'mara in the shins?? HAHA And as for Johnny Dent guys... I see him everyday his girlfriend works with me...she braids his hair every morning...how sweet....
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Post by stallion on Mar 9, 2005 8:18:42 GMT -5
what a homo....."Baby, will you braid my hair...." That's some bitch ass shit.
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Post by mavhimself on Mar 10, 2005 23:02:23 GMT -5
He's been mentioned in passing but never posted but here goes....
Jason "Festus" ...oh my God... I can't fight it.... I love the cock... ummmmm tasty! @ Big Bats 3/10/05. He was apparently working on his 3rd tab and looking as self-satisfied and gay as he always has.
mav himself.
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Post by stallion on Mar 11, 2005 8:28:29 GMT -5
Did he still have that gay frosted hair like he thinks he's Mark McGrath?
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Post by mavhimself on Mar 11, 2005 9:30:13 GMT -5
you bet your ass he did pat. he even had the LCG leather coat to go with it.
mav himself.
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Post by stallion on Mar 11, 2005 9:35:13 GMT -5
The next time someone sees him, they should do the voice of Robin Hood's father in "Robin Hood: Prince of Theives" when he sees the Sheriff on the horse and says "YOOOOOOOU!" like he just had a fifth of Jack and a pack of Camel unfiltereds. Twisting your face up like that guy did would be a plus, too. So, did ...oh my God... I can't fight it.... I love the cock... ummmmm tasty! get a hummer in the bathroom at Big Bats? Any skanks flash their tits against the glass of the bathroom door?
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Post by The Duke on Mar 11, 2005 17:58:33 GMT -5
What a worthless fuck Festus is. I wonder if he is still driving around with a fucking Poot sticker in his window, or perhaps some underage, dusty ass panties in his rearview mirror.
 : Kenny Rogers: The Gambler
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Post by mavhimself on Mar 11, 2005 21:31:04 GMT -5
as far as i know there were no blowjobs in the crapper for festus. however he did sit down for a few drinks with his baby bro who was accompanying some ETL skank (i think). also here's a followup on ETL legend Tamu Jackson. This quote comes from Bunky on Tamu:
"Tamu has enough kids (6) to field a damn basketball team!"
mav himself.
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Post by mavhimself on Mar 13, 2005 17:17:08 GMT -5
Here's one for the Class of '96:
John Murphy aka "Murple" @ Da Affalete 3/13/05. It was not confirmed if he still had his "ten tone" truck. His famous quote was "I ain't got no ten tone!"
mav himself.
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Post by stallion on Mar 14, 2005 8:21:50 GMT -5
He rolled deep with the Algier Boys. I think he and one of the Algiers had matching Miami Hurricane Starter jackets back in '93. That's some "Blood In, Blood Out" shit.
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Post by CaticusRex on Mar 17, 2005 2:23:18 GMT -5
Walmart: circa 2005, Mar.15 16:40 HRS
Sighted: The Patrick brothers (Danny and the other one) getting into a busted ass car in the parking lot...looking as destitute as ever...
Sighted: John "Take yo hat off on school property" Tripline... looking as "Shaft-esque" as ever
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Post by mavhimself on Mar 17, 2005 9:25:40 GMT -5
somebody let the patrick boys out of the trailer park. i figure they either live there or in a dirt hole somewhere. as for tripline, the last i saw of him he was buying wrestling shoes from da affalete not for wrestling but because the gumsole gave him better traction to chase kids around.
mav himself.
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Post by mavhimself on Mar 17, 2005 9:30:16 GMT -5
actually, big cat's wal-mart visit reminded me of this ETL Legend, whom you can spot at wallyworld all the time cause he works there. big cat may know this one but most of you would know him if i pointed him out.
P.J. Ferry @ Wal-Mart 3/16/05- he's just as big a retard now as he was in 5th grade, he's still a dirtbag, and sightings of him still cause snickers. only difference now is that he's older on the birth certificate.
mav himself.
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Post by The Duke on Mar 17, 2005 16:22:30 GMT -5
Here's an old one:
About two years ago at my school, Officer Xavier "Ricky" Camacho was walking a drug dog through the building, and I found out that one of the teachers I work with was once engaged to ol' Ricky.
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Post by CaticusRex on Mar 17, 2005 21:00:07 GMT -5
Holy dirty assclown sighting Batman!
P.J Ferry?! Sonofabitch!
I thought that the world opened up and swallowed his ass a long time ago...
Just goes to show...sometimes you can`t get all the shit off the bottom of your shoe, no matter how hard you try
THIS I COMMAND
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Post by muthagoose on Mar 17, 2005 21:26:55 GMT -5
KEVIN FIKE
Driving a golf cart in the ETL ST. Patty's Day Parade. Confirmed by Gary Lee Wooters.
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Post by CaticusRex on Mar 17, 2005 23:10:48 GMT -5
That sum bitch used to work for Van Heusen up at the outlets...I also had a criminal justice class with him as well...
Is it just me or does he look WAY too middleaged already with the beer belly and thinning hair?!
THIS I COMMAND
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Post by MASON on Mar 20, 2005 23:20:29 GMT -5
PJ Ferry is an interesting find. He wound up at Da Brat School wit ME and then was sent away to a different school for high school. No one has ever heard of him since...
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Post by stallion on Mar 21, 2005 8:35:32 GMT -5
What is the Da Brat school? And who is ME?
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Post by stallion on Mar 21, 2005 10:50:52 GMT -5
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Post by stallion on Mar 21, 2005 10:54:18 GMT -5
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Post by stallion on Mar 21, 2005 10:56:50 GMT -5
Just scroll through the caption and see who the judge is in the case. Hint-it's not ...oh my God... I can't fight it.... I love the cock... ummmmm tasty!, but another ETL legend. www.lacoa2.org/35048ca.pdf |
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Post by MASON on Mar 21, 2005 21:31:58 GMT -5
Now that was a rare find! Da Brat School is SSPP and ME is The Passion
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Post by mavhimself on Mar 21, 2005 22:53:34 GMT -5
at the ...oh my God... I can't fight it.... I love the cock... ummmmm tasty! School do they teach you things like: Hanging an underage girl's underwear from your rearviewmirror, Metrosexuality: Disease or state of mind?, How to survive an arrest in a fast-food parking lot, Quickie blowjobs 101, and the art of scoring with chicks ages 14-50.
mav himself.
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Post by The Duke on Mar 22, 2005 16:27:47 GMT -5
I am not sure which is funnier: Judge Jimmy Teat of the ...oh my God... I can't fight it.... I love the cock... ummmmm tasty! School?
Another class for the ...oh my God... I can't fight it.... I love the cock... ummmmm tasty! School: Proper application of the Poot sticker.
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